Soras place

Michelangelo had some good ideas, I’ll give him that, but I’m willing to bet that if the guys at Enigin had been around back in his day, the bearded stupidly prolific one would have got some stiff competition.

Firstly you should know two things: 1) I’ve never been a keen believer in approaching a cow at any angle without extensive body armour (cows might look placid, but one smack to the nether regions is enough to give you a life-long fear, trust me) and 2) I don’t exactly go overboard on fruit and nuts. In fact, I was a complete nightmare child, one of those ones who makes their mum’s life a misery by refusing to eat anything other than three things (two of them being sweets and chocolate).

So it takes a lot for me to consider both those things good. But I do, and you will too when you eventually do as you should and click that flipping link. So here it is: Enigin have done something cow-inspired that I actually endorse! That’s right, Enigin have filled a gap in the market that sorely needed filling…In other words, they are putting out human grazing kits, so instead of having to go and graze in a field and look as silly as a great big cow, you can do it from the comfort of your office, out of a box, like a civilized being. You can Graze in style!

But, like the Enigin people say, there is a serious side to all this, and that’s with the health benefits of eating fruit and nuts and not buying loads of chocolate. I don’t think I am converted yet, but who knows, in time…